Typically this is a pretty slow time here at the B&V labs. I usually post my “Best of” list (2023’s here), and take it easy until the New Year dawns. I’ve spent my holidays largely listening to Peter Gabriel’s new album and revisiting the Black Crowes’ masterpiece Southern Harmony & Musical Companion (Deluxe). I figured my rock n roll job was done for ’23 and now was the time for bourbon and reflection. But here I am watching the sand drain out of the ’23 hourglass and there’s not much going on around here. The Rock Chick, with the efficiency of a crack military unit, has already pulled down the tree and all Xmas ornamentation. You wouldn’t know that only Monday this place was festive and full of people. My daughter and her beau have left, decamping for points out West. It’s quiet around here… too quiet it seems.
Or at least I thought it was quiet. It appears our old friends Guns N’ Roses have released another of their “new” singles, in this case “The General.” I put that “new” in quote marks on purpose. Rather than focus on sitting down and writing new material for an album – or even a single – the Gunners apparently seem content to just go back into Axl’s vault full of old songs from the Chinese Democracy sessions and re-work them. Duff will add a new bass part and Slash adds guitar. God knows if Axl re-cuts his vocals. They have now released four singles, all of which date to Chinese Democracy. The first one, the aptly named “Absurd,” was frankly, terrible. It was the first new music released under the GnR moniker in 13 years and it was utterly disappointing. The follow up, “Hard Skool,” I actually really liked. It was a high octane, meet-me-at-the-finish-line, rock n roll song. It had some menace. If they’re gonna rewarm older tracks in the microwave, at least rock me…make my foot tap along to the song. “Hard Skool” might predate Chinese Democracy, if memory serves me. Finally, this year we saw the release of “Perhaps,” a cool piano driven track that found Axl almost sounding… contrite? Again, this was a great piece of music if not completely “fresh and new.”
And now we have the release of “The General.” I try to get out of game for a holiday vacation and GnR “pull me back in,” as Michael Corleone said in Godfather III. “The General” had been announced when they released “Perhaps” as the B-side of the vinyl release of that song. You never know about a B-side. Sometimes they can be a sublime track in it’s own right (our favorite B-sides certainly are), or sometimes just a weak deep cut from the album. Sadly, “The General” falls into the latter category. Not even some really nice guitar work from Slash can save this horror. Supposedly this song is some kind of follow up to “Estranged.” It reads more like a follow up to “My World.” It’s a grinding song that sounds almost like industrial rock like Nine In Nails. Rose has always been obsessed with that sound. Axl sounds almost like he’s in pain, although his vocal range is still impressive. Don’t get me wrong I like heavy metal and hard rock. Metallica’s 72 Seasons was one of my favorites of the year but this just sounds awful to me. There are quiet moments between the pained shrieking which I suppose build a little tension, but then Axl’s banshee wail pierces the ear drum. This track wouldn’t be out of place on my Halloween Playlist…
Like I said, Slash does some cool things on guitar but not enough to save this nightmare. The lyrics point to some interesting themes – perhaps abuse of some sort, a search for forgiveness? But the execution leaves me cold. To my count the reunited line up has released 4 songs and they’re batting about .500. I don’t know why they haven’t sat down and written anything? Maybe they miss Izzy Stradlin who was always key to their creative process. They sounded great in concert this summer, even without Stradlin or Steve Adler. I don’t know why they can’t pull something together in the studio? Maybe they are secretly making all of our collective GnR dreams come true and recording a new album of actual new material. GnR are such a dysfunctional band who knows what they’re up to. With “The General” I do think they’re wearing out the “retread” song plan. I’d even be happy with a Spaghetti Incident? album of all cover songs. It’s been going on 16 years since Chinese Democracy came out. GnR are starting to border on Stones and Peter Gabriel territory here…
While I love GnR, I’d rather put on the live stuff on the Use Your Illusion – Super Deluxe box than this song. These guys are one of the greatest rock n roll bands of all time… Step up and prove it Axl, Slash & Duff.
Cheers and Happy New Year to all of you out there. I’m wishing you all good things in 2024! Thank you for your continued support of B&V, it’s much appreciated. Be safe out there when you’re ringing in the New Year! We’ll see you next year… and if you’re having trouble getting people to leave your party this year… just put on “The General.”