“No sooner had I hit the streets when I met the fools that a young fool meets” – Jackson Browne, “Daddy’s Tune”
I realize April Fool’s Day, despite being “celebrated” almost everywhere, is not a real holiday. Much like Valentine’s Day, which I’ve always described as a “Hallmark Holiday,” invented by greeting card companies to boost sales, April Fool’s is an odd, made-up holiday. That made-up nature won’t stop people from perpetrating hoaxes and pranks on people around the world and then yelling, “April Fools” or “April 1st” or whatever your culture yells when they catch someone falling for the annual ruse. I don’t know who invented April Fool’s or when it started, but I read somewhere (probably Wikipedia) that it dates back to Geoffrey Chaucer’s time and the Cantebury Tales. That’s probably apocryphal.
Regardless, when I was in high school and maybe even college, I used to call my dad at work and tell him some outrageous lie every April Fool’s Day. I’d tell him I was suspended from school or worse, expelled. Or I might tell him I was arrested for some nefarious offense against the community. I also remember that I stopped doing that – because it infuriated him, he was a busy guy – and he was just too quick to believe I had fucked up and done something stupid. He’d overreact and I’d meekly say, “Uh, dad, April Fools…” I think it left us both feeling kind of awkward. Pretty soon he caught on and just said, “Yeah, right,” and promptly hung up on me which was actually comforting after those first few years.
I guess I’d rather be a fool than an idiot. An idiot, according to Webster, is “a person of low intelligence.” A fool, on the other hand, again according to Webster, is “a person who acts unwisely or imprudently; a silly person.” As a verb it means “to trick or deceive a person.” It sounds like being an idiot is a permanent malady while merely being a fool is a temporary condition typically based on being deceived or tricked, ala April Fool’s Day. I’d rather be silly than stupid. In Dostoevsky’s novel The Idiot, the title character (i.e. the Idiot) is merely a man with a clean heart and a kindly nature who is driven back into an asylum by the perfidious and evil nature of his fellow man.
While April Fool’s is a bit of a silly holiday, for some reason the idea of a playlist got stuck in my head. It was last year actually, but it wasn’t until the holiday passed that the idea of songs about “fools” popped into my head. The playlist has been hanging around the outer limits of my consciousness for about a year so I figured it was about time to just publish this thing and cleanse my mind. There are so many songs about fools…
As I’ve learned from listening to these songs, there is a lot in the universe we can be fooled by. Perhaps its politics (“American Idiot” or “Won’t Get Fooled Again”), maybe you’re a fool for urban living (“Fool For The City”), or maybe you’re a fool when it comes to directions (“Fool In The Rain”). By far most of the songs about being a fool are related to yes, love. When else are we such fools as people than when we’re in love… especially in the beginning. Our vulnerability leaves us open to deception. I once went to SantaCaliGon Days, an arts and crafts fair, because a woman asked me too… and as you can probably tell, we’re not artsy-craftsy here at B&V (it was an awful day). I once attended a woman’s family reunion and I don’t attend my own family’s reunions. I was single for a long time so my situation is probably more of a “fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me” kind of thing. Of course it’s probably no coincidence that April Fools is so close to Valentine’s Day…Spring has sprung and people’s fancy turns to a new love…but I digress. But luckily for me, being fooled is a temporary condition. A few shots of bourbon and the feeling goes away. In my opinion, the worst thing you can do is fool yourself… self-deception is almost always dangerous.
Without further adieu, here is our playlist for April Fool’s Day, Songs about Fools. As usual you can find us on the dreaded Spotify. You can play it straight through or on shuffle, it’s dealer’s choice. If there’s a song you don’t like, skip it. If there’s a “fools” song we missed, let us know in the comments and we may add it to the list. While as usual we’re all over the place stylistically, our goal is to just introduce you to a song you may not have heard or at the very least put a song you haven’t heard in a while back in your ear. Pour a tumbler of the good stuff and turn it up loud…
- Aretha Franklin, “Chain Of Fools” – I had to start with the Queen of Soul. I wonder how many women from my past count me amongst the “ch-ch-chain, chain of fools” they’ve dated… sigh.
- Foghat, “Fool For The City” – A friend of mine is moving to some small town in Wyoming or Idaho, I forget which. He told me I should do the same… I said, “Uh, man, I love the smell of smog in the morning… it smells like victory.” I can remember standing on the curb in “downtown” Ft. Smith, Arkansas early one morning watching all the traffic pour in from Sallisaw and eastern Oklahoma while my co workers laughed about me missing the city.
- Black Crowes, “Only A Fool” – “Only a fool would let you go, only a fool and I should know.” Oh, how I could relate to those lyrics in the old days. I love the new LP, Happiness Bastards.
- Green Day, “American Idiot” – Still hard to believe how relevant this song is today. Green Day’s latest, Saviors, is a real return to form, by the way.
- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, “Fooled Again (I Don’t Like It)” – Well, who would like to be fooled… again. But then again, like I said earlier, “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.”
- Led Zeppelin, “Fool In The Rain” – From an LP maybe only I like, In Through The Out Door. A song in which our hero fears his love has forsaken him, in the rain no less, only to find he’s waiting for her on the wrong block. One of the few songs in the Zeppelin catalog that shows a sense of humor.
- Steve Perry, “Foolish Heart” – From the erstwhile lead singer of Journey’s first solo LP. Laugh at this song’s inclusion, but everyone I knew liked this album.
- The Beatles, “The Fool On The Hill” – From their psychedelic period. “They can see that he’s just a fool…”
- Def Leppard, “Foolin'” – Def Leppard is a band I always dug and they should be on more of my playlists. Always dug this one.
- The Who, “Won’t Get Fooled Again” – Fascism rose in the 1930’s out of the crippling world wide Great Depression. Let’s hope Western Civilization doesn’t get fooled again in November.
- John Mellencamp, “American Fool” – “Some people say I’m obnoxious and lazy…” Perhaps…
- ZZ Top, “A Fool For Your Stockings” – Well, if you’ve gotta be a fool…
- Muddy Waters, “Still A Fool” – Muddy bringing it home. I hope I’m not still a fool but I’d wager the Rock Chick would side against me on that.
- Bob Dylan, “Idiot Wind” – Dylan’s most gripping, painful song. The disintegration of a relationship or a marriage is a brutal thing in this cold world. “We’re idiots babe, it’s a wonder we can even feed ourselves.”
- Grateful Dead, “Foolish Heart” – Great deep track from the Dead.
- Ray Charles, “A Fool For You” – The music of Ray Charles should be required learning in every high school in the world.
- Robert Plant, “Ship Of Fools” – The first of a number of songs about sailing ships full of fools. A fleet of fools perhaps? Always loved this track from Plant.
- The Rolling Stones, “Fool To Cry” – An all time favorite Stones’ tune of mine. Years ago, before the Rock Chick, I dated a woman, “and she live in the poor part of town…” And come to think of it, she did say, “Tell me all your troubles…”
- Dave Matthews Band, “Fool To Think” – From the DMB’s glory days.
- Doobie Brothers, “What A Fool Believes” – Co-written by Michael McDonald and Kenny Loggins. You couldn’t escape this track when I was in junior high. It may be yacht rock, but it’s good yacht rock.
- Southside Johnny And the Asbury Jukes, “I Played The Fool” – How many times, when we’re being a fool, do we consciously know we are being a fool? That sentence reads like Marcus Aurelius, with my apologies.
- Bob Seger, “Ship Of Fools” – This boat Seger is on may be the worst one in the fleet. Great tune though.
- Whitesnake, “Fool For Your Lovin'” – Whitesnake making a rare appearance on B&V! There comes a time when you can’t be a fool anymore. It’s a liberating realization. Bring on Tawny Kitaen.
- Frank Zappa, “Dancin’ Fool” – Also included on our Playlist Songs About Dancing For Wallflowers, I’ve known some fools for the dance… When it comes to dancing for me though, “the beat goes on and I’m totally wrong.”
- Rod Stewart, “Foolish Behavior” – Having watched the ID Channel with the Rock Chick enough, lyrics like “Why I wanna kill my wife? I have this urge to take her life,” this really is foolish behavior. Might I suggest counseling.
- Elvis Costello & The Attractions, “You Little Fool” – Great tune from one of the world’s greatest songwriters. Just who is the fool in this song?
- Joe Jackson, “Fools In Love” – I should have included this in my original Playlist: Rockers Doing Reggae. “Fools in love, are there any other kind of lovers?” So true, Joe, so true.
- Randy Newman, “You Can’t Fool The Fat Man” – I know two things listening to this song. Life is hard and you really can’t fool the Fat Man.
- The Rolling Stones, “Just Your Fool” – Fabulous tune from the Stones’ blues covers record Blue And Lonesome.
- Foreigner, “Fool For You Anyway” – This just sounds like an awful situation. I should know, I went through it once upon a time. “Oh to be young and feel loves keen sting.”
- Rival Sons, “Play The Fool” – Better to play the fool than to actually be the fool.
- Steely Dan, “Only A Fool Would Say That” – Steely Dan sounding almost calypso under the usual cryptic lyrics.
- Elvis Presley, “(Now And Then There’s) A Fool Such As I” – Even a King can be a Fool. Love is tough, baby.
- Jack Johnson, “Fortunate Fool” – Isn’t this an oxymoron?
- Ronnie Wood, “If You Gotta Make A Fool Of Somebody” – From Wood’s first solo album… with Rod Stewart on harmony vocal this sounds more like a Faces outtake than a Ronnie solo song. Oh, what could have been if the Faces could have held it together. Bonnie Raitt covered this song very ably on an early LP, but I went with the original.
- Alice Cooper, “Hey Stoopid” – Ok, its not nice to call somebody stupid… but this song has Slash on guitar and Ozzy on backing vocals. How could I resist?
- Rod Stewart, “Fool For You” – From Rod’s Tom Dowd-produced, more soulful period. It’s a lovely ballad. If I was dating Britt Ekland back then I’d probably a little googly eyed too but then I was in junior high.
- Eagles, “Certain Kind Of Fool” – The late Randy Meisner wrote this song (with Henley and Frey) and takes the lead vocal.
- Steely Dan, “Dirty Work” – Another track from their superb debut album, Can’t Buy A Thrill. “I’m a fool to do your dirty work…” Indeed you are.
- Prince, “There’s Something I Like About Being Your Fool” – Sure, it’s fun for a while… A superb outtake from Sign O The Times.
- Gene Clark, “Life’s Greatest Fool” – From the forgotten gem, No Other. Former Byrd Gene Clark couldn’t get a break commercially but man, did he write some great tunes. He was able to effortlessly accomplish the rock/country hybrid that Gram Parsons tried so desperately to create.
- Styx, “Fooling Yourself (The Angry Young Man)” – The worst person to lie to is yourself. I used to tell an ex of mine, “You can lie to yourself babe, but don’t lie to me.” Styx were from Chicago, but I would have sworn they were from London when I was in high school.
- Van Halen, “Fools” – Heavy riff here. “Fools, who makes the rules?” For a guy in his 20s singer David Lee Roth sure could write from the perspective of a high school kid. I love the bluesy intro… god we miss Eddie Van Halen.
- Cinderella, “Nobody’s Fool” – These guys are one of my favorite hair metal bands. The Rock Chick turned me back onto them when we met, but I’d always liked them. They had just a touch of blues in their sound, which obviously, I’m a sucker for.
- Social Distortion, “King Of Fools” – I told an old boss one time that I was surrounded by morons on my new team. He said, “Yes you are. Just don’t become their king.” Wisdom or snark?
- Triumph, “Fool For Your Love” – From the fabulous album, Allied Forces. I needed some more riffs on this list.
- Bonnie Raitt, “Fool’s Game” – For some reason this track has always sounded like New Orleans to me. It might be the piano.
- Little Feat, “Fool Yourself” – Little Feat had such a distinctive sound back in the day. I just love the vibe they put out.
- Eddie Money, “Maybe I’m A Fool” – From Money’s sophomore album – the difficult sophomore album – Life For The Taking. Money was exhausted from constant touring, so it’s hard to blame him for this foray into disco. Many rock bands had disco tracks…
- Pretenders, “You Can’t Hurt A Fool” – Um, I’m proof you can… From the great Hate For Sale.
- Jackson Browne, “The Pretender” – “I’m gonna be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.” Perhaps slightly out of the purview of this list, but I felt it fit…
- Grateful Dead, “Ship Of Fools” – At least if you were stuck on this boat, you’d have the Dead to hang out and party with. From the album From The Mars Hotel.
- The Doors, “Ship Of Fools” – Coincidentally, like the last tune this one’s from an album named after a hotel, in this case, Morrison Hotel. Probably on the same street.
- Doobie Brothers, “How Do Those Fools Survive” – Another song about fools from Minute By Minute.
- Rockpile, “Fool Too Long” – Any amount of time spent as a fool is too long.
- Elvis Presley, “Can’t Help Falling In Love” – I love to sing this song in the shower… “Wise men say, only fools rush in, Oh but I, I can’t help falling in love with you.” Damn, the King was on fire on this song.
- Aretha Franklin, “Running Out Of Fools” – A younger Aretha finds herself on the opposite end of the fool equation on this one… What a voice!
- James Taylor, “I Was A Fool To Care” – I love J.T.’s early stuff. While you may be a fool for caring, it is a sign you’re human.
- Pete Townshend, Ronnie Lane, “April Fool” – Sometimes I put songs on these lists only for me. Ex-Faces member Ronnie Lane with the Who’s Pete Townshend on a beautiful song that for me commemorates April Fool’s Day.
That’s our list. Did I miss any good ones? Let me know in the comments section. Whatever you’re doing or wherever you are, I hope nobody’s foolin’ you? And if you are under some delusion, hopefully now that spring has sprung, your mind will clear and you’ll come out of it. As Cher’s character in the movie Moonstruck exclaimed, “Snap out of it…” If you’re the victim of an April Fool’s joke, take it in good stride. Some day we’ll look back on this and laugh…
Cheers to all my fellow fools out there…